To say “I’m not that into sports” would be a major understatement…
Theres a whole lot more I’d rather see than dudes in tights on TV.
I’m THAT not into sports.
Huggin’ trees and keeping bees & minding my own Qs and Ps.
I’m THAT not into sports.
Nibblin’ on a magic shroom, trippin’ round the living room.
I’m THAT not into sports.
How silly to go toe to toe with a bunch of dudes you don’t even know.
I’m THAT not into sports.
Identifying flowers, enjoying meteor showers.
I’m THAT not into sports.
Reading Richard Scary at my local library.
I’m THAT not into sports.
A bunch of dumbass lemmings and some pointless us & theming.
I’m THAT not into sports.
Walking through the forest, hummin’ an old time chorus.
I’m THAT not into sports.
Interrupting ICE raids, helping kids sell lemonade.
I’m THAT not into sports.
The mountain’s where I’d rather be, wandering through the back country.
I’m THAT not into sports.
Gratuitous side taking, I’d rather be baking.
I’m THAT not into sports.
Trying to save democracy & stop fascism in the land of the free.
I’m THAT not into sports!
Charris Ford